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Citi: 18 years out of the ICU and still “repositioning”

Bloomberg ran a piece this week on how Citi’s CEO has earned the President’s trust — dinner under Windsor Castle’s ceiling with the King, back at the White House for the Saudi Crown Prince, on the trip to Beijing to meet Xi. Insiders quoted saying she’s built a rapport with Trump that’s eluded every other Wall Street CEO.

Cool. Meanwhile the bank itself is the permanent fixer-upper of the Big Four.

While JPM, BofA, and Wells spent the last decade compounding capital and scaling dominant home-turf moats, Citi played corporate Tetris — exiting a dozen international consumer markets and calling chronic underperformance a “strategic transformation.”

They love reminding everyone they’re the most “global” of the mega-banks. 160+ countries. Massive footprint. Somehow still converts into a ROTCE that trails banks who never left the US. Turns out being everywhere just means more places to lose money.

Half a century building a peerless global consumer franchise — abandoned not because it was bad business, but because the home office couldn’t run it profitably under modern compliance.

They didn’t globalize the bank. They shrank the perimeter to match their management bandwidth.

And the kicker: management staked its whole credibility on hitting 11–12% ROTCE “in the medium term.”

In banking, “medium term” means “long enough for this management team to vest and retire before the math catches up.”

Elite global bank on paper. Regional utility in the numbers.

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